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Presenting the JuventiKnows crew… +1!

Nearly a year after the launch of our website (yes, we’re quite slow like that…) something has dawned on us here at JuventiKnows! Wouldn’t YOU, our readers, want to know a little bit more about those who are actually providing the articles you read?

Quintessential questions: who’s doing what on the website? Why are they doing it? And more importantly, how are they doing it? (hint: as no money is involved as of yet, the answer to that would be con amore… i.e. ‘with love’)

Thus, we would like present to you a brand new page. A place where – if you are so inclined – you can read a little bit about the men behind the site, where their expertise and passions lie, and how to contact them individually (no trolling, please!)
 

Without further ado, please welcome…

 
 

★ THE AUTHORS PAGE ★

 
 

Oh but hang on there! Reading through the Authors list… what’s this? Could it be? Could that which has been whispered in select circles finally prove to be true?! Could the original JuventiKnows party of five have been enlarged and enriched by another member!?!

That’s right people. Just as our beloved Old Lady will have to prepare herself for life in the European elite once again, and do so by adding to an already quality squad, we here at JuventiKnows have decided to do strengthen our line-up too.

Unlike the often rough and risky business of the ‘real’ calciomercato, we have fortunately been able to hand-pick our addition of choice (almost) without having to fend off the greedy merchants of the business. Manchester City FC did try to swoop in with suitcase full of cash on the table, but our man’s enduring love for Juventus (and for the cheapest, most excellent of puns) practically drove him into our longing arms.
 

Have you guessed it yet? You may have come across his writing on such renowned blogs as the Juventus Offside and… whatever the hell the new thing is called now. He’s a cool cat, a bit of an eccentric, a massive New Jerseyist, as well as a fine lawyer (so back off, haters). He likes long strolls on the beach, meaningful conversations, partisanship, has questionable taste in music and even worse inclinations in American pop culture.

Oh yes, our new man…

…and more.
 

Ladies and gentlemen! We present to you: a Brilliant Master of Words and Honorable Member of the (soon to be restored) Empire of Juventini, well-known and loved Purveyor of Insightful Madness, the One and Only Mr… John Cascarano!

Yes, take a moment to soak in the ecstasy and elation. Indulge and enjoy O Juventini! Not only have we achieved immense success on the field (with much more to come), but by completing our writing staff with one more lethal man of letters we have ensured to be fully capable of facing all the challenges that lie ahead.

So never mind waiting for the Agüeros, the Dzekos, or whatever “Top-Player” Marotta may have his eyes on. We at JuventiKnows, we already got our…

John’s first contribution here will be up shortly in the shape of (what will undoubtedly be) a wonderfully unique take on the upcoming Novara game.

Let’s give him a good   ♫ Chi non salta rossonero è ♫   welcome, shall we?

 

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  • Sabakku

    Oh man…

  • Zissi

    lol this JohnC guy looks an awful lot like Freddie Prinze Jr…

    • http://www.juventiknows.com Marco P.

      John IS Freddie Prinze Jr.

  • Carlo-T80

    Ahahahah oh boy… you guys really went to town with those movie posters LOL :)
    Welcome John (I guess :P )

  • Salmonfromheaven

    Freddie Prince John-uir

  • http://buffonisgod.tumblr.com/ djp4cal

    Miss you s0 bad John.

    • johncas

      HAI!

  • Hassan87

     I don’t get it… John looks like that actor or something? I’m missing the inside joke…

    • Ahmed_oz

      Dude u got to choose… U can’t go with both Grosso and Freddie…

      Great addition guys..what an awesome season with the addition of juventinkows.

  • http://RomaJournal.com/ Julian

    Oh crap not THIS guy!

  • KarimJuve7

    Wow John… he’s the man who got me to follow the Juventus Offside :D

    I am not enjoying it as much without him in every post over there… Awesome Marrotesque scoop to capture this dude :) Welcome John to the impressively dis-functional Juventiknows crew ;D 

    • agiamba

      Welcome John to the impressively dis-functional Juventiknows crew
      If only you saw our email conversation tonight…

      • http://JuventiKNOWS.com TeamGREASE

        Omg NSFW!

        • KarimJuve7

          Guys don’t troll my comment & leave me hanging like this… bring out the email conversations for the better happiness of the public ;)

      • http://iltifosi.tumblr.com/ Adam Digby

        I just woke up to an inbox full & wondered what the hell was going on!! Ha

      • johncas

        Now that I’m sober, I’m too afraid to reread them.

  • JoseR

    Congrats John,  looking forward to your articles

  • http://www.reflyhadiwijaya.net/ Refly

    Who’s this John guy??? Is he any good???

    • Rocke Linez

       Yeah, never heard of him… looks like a bandwagoner looking a place to promote himself.

      • johncas

        Ain’t that the truth!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H2RGNJF76Q7X7GZVVK6M2NGHBQ W

    Wait, so is this why John left the Juve offside, or did this happen afterward?

    • agiamba

      I’ll leave that to my attorney…

      • http://www.juventiknows.com Marco P.

        I thought John was our attorney…

  • http://twitter.com/tinnywonks Sharline

    Haha, summer came early, it seems…welcome, John! Looking forward to your articles!

  • Somnath_Sengupta

    Great :D

  • Blanda_Amania

    Oooh, I see (said the blind man)! Hiii, John!

  • XhakaJuve

    WHY YOU GUYZ TAKE OUR WRITERSZZZ FROM BLACKWHITEREADALLOVER!!!!!! I IS GOING TO CALL ME LAWYER

    • agiamba

      Breaking News: JuventiKnows has acquired a lawyer. :)

  • http://twitter.com/#!/montiburns1 Santiago Montes

    World-Class acquisition! Congrats to John & a big win for JuventiKnows! Any details on the transfer fee? :P

    • http://www.juventiknows.com Marco P.

      It’s sexual in nature.

      • agiamba

        Which way?

        • http://www.juventiknows.com Marco P.

          Don’t worry, you’re not involved. :)

    • http://iltifosi.tumblr.com/ Adam Digby

      He’s on loan for 5 years with an option to buy for 16 cents (Canadian) over 18 years. We discussed making it permenent, here’s how the conversation went:

      Me:”Shall we take our option on John early?”

      Aaron:”Not sure, he’s only been here 5 minutes”

      Lars:”Yeah, give the guy a chance to settle first”

      Marco:”Don’t ask me, I need all my loose change for the coin toss”

      Mike:”Do you think I could grow a ‘stache like Borriello’s? It’s beautiful”

      We’ll get back to you with further developments but in the meantime, rumours we’re sending John + Giovinco to Napoli for Cavani are entirely false….

  • Santino

    Great website, just found it last week.

    complimenti juventus campioni scudetto 2011-2012!!!